Must Read: Okada Rider

This is short funny story written by Adonisgold….

Iyare braked abruptly and the bike almost went into a spin. The
passengers had not flagged him down on time. It was a lanky
man with a fat lady that had huge luscious bosoms!
”Shortime hotel on Agidi street” barked the man. Obviously they
had been smooching at the street corner for a while and they
were highly excited. The lady smiled shyly. Iyare could see her
erect Tips through her flimsy blouse. The man seemed to have a
massive Attention too because his hand was firmly thrust in his
pocket. Probably holding down his angry rod.
Iyare nodded slowly,
”I know the place” he replied with a lecherous grin. ”The two of
you?” The man raised his eyes to the heavens in exasperation
before replying ,
”Yes. The two of us. How much?”
”Oga it 500 naira o. The place is far and police plenty for road.”
”What! Thats too much! I will pay 300. ” Iyare mo0tione4d for
them to mount. The lady mounted first squashing her bosoms
against his back and his di.cck leapt to life.
”Okada rider shift forward” snarled the man. Iyare shifted like a
quater of an inch forward. The soft brea.sts was sooo heavenly.
”Shift well now”. The man said again

Iyare could have still shifted forward a few inches but he was not
going to do anything so silly. The lady obviously had no quualms
about sqaushing her bo, obsagainst his broad back.
”Oga you for enter another bike o” Iyare replied. That shut the
man up and he mounted the bike without another word. Iyare
revved the bike repeatedly and suddenly engaged gear one . The
powerful b ike leapt forward and the lady grabbed his waist to
maintain her balance .
”Easy you madman!”” Screamed the man holding on to the
carrrier with all his might. Iyare slammed on the brakes a couple
of times and the lady was thrown against his back. It was
wonderful. But by now the man was screaming,
”Drop us this minute! Stop!” Roared the man. Iyare realized that
he had pushed his luck a bit too far this time. He immedately
started riding perfectly and said,
” Oga calm down. No problem . My plugs block, that is why I
have to fire the bike, it is ok. now. No more wahala Sorry sir”.

The man hissed and whispered into the lady’s ear,
”Baby hope you are fine? She giggled and said ,
”yes”. But at that point her hand was handling Iyare’s erect Di,
ck and he was having a hard time concentrating on the road, and
it was getting dark.
She masssaged his erect di,, ck thru the fabric while the man was
whispering sweet nothings into her ear.
Then suddenly she unzipped his trousers and Iyare';s trapped di,
ck leapt out and she squeezed it. Iyare gasped and the bike leapt
forward, Then just ahead a police roadblock appeared! They were wild
looking Mopols, just then the man gasped,
”Chei! I carry igbo!”
”Igbo!?!” Gasped Iyare and his dick went limp instantly.
”Yes o,” the man whispered urgently, ”I forget , I just remember. I
beg help me!”.
They were still some metres from the roadblock but one of them
was already waving them to a frantic stop. Iyare slowed down ,
went to the extreme right as if he was parking , then he sped off
past the bemused mopol. He opened the throttle to the fullest
and his faithful okada answered with a lion like roar and they
leapt past the cursing cops.
One of the cops cocked his gun and shouted ,
”Stop or I shoot!” But by now they were past and zooming off,
Iyare turned spat into the wind and laughed with a shout,
”SHOOOOT!”