Must Read: My Story….. Part 9

During my days as an undergraduate in University of Women
Affairs and Psychology (UNIWAP), I realised that one way to make
a (REASONABLE) woman do something for you is to take offense
at what SHE HAS DONE MOST RECENTLY. She would feel guilty
and would want to make it up to you. It doesnot have to end with
se.x.
That is what I did.
After she had sat down, I feigned annoyance at her not fulfilling
her promise. I told her that i was a stranger and whatever
impression I got, I would carry to wherever I went and probably
tell others. She apologized and went on about one incident that
happened to her. Me, I no dey listen to wetin she dey talk. I just
wanted to Fork the d living daylight from her, I wanted to squeeze
her extra large brE@sts. i wanted to fork her using DOggi style
and slap her yansh. I was just looking at her full lips, lost in
wonderland hearing but not listening. she probably guessed what
was on my mind, but didnt show it. then she said, “Can we go
now?”
Omo see me see trouble oh! I wan yansh, u dey talk say make we
dey go. Dey go were?
To cut a long tori short, I fork am dat day sha. With these few
points of mine, I hope i have been able to convince and not
confuse you, that I furked a SWEET, ENDOWED Kenyan Angelina
Jolie.
After she had sat down, I feigned annoyance at her not fulfilling
her promise. I told her that i was a stranger and whatever
impression I got, I would carry to wherever I went and probably
tell others. She apologized and went on about one incident that
happened to her. Me, I no dey listen to wetin she dey talk. I just
wanted to Fork the d living daylight from her, I wanted to
squeeze her extra large brE@sts. i wanted to fork her using
DOggi style and slap her yansh. I was just looking at her full lips,
lost in wonderland hearing but not listening. she probably
guessed what was on my mind, but didnt show it. then she said,
“Can we go now?”
Omo see me see trouble oh! I wan yansh, u dey talk say make
we dey go. Dey go were?